roadkill

Mum: You should take the car out some time and practice
Vonnie: mmhmm
*mum leaves*
Heidi: u know, u should take dad out
Vonnie: why?
Heidi: well we need SOMEONE to pick up after ur bits
Vonnie: just leave all the tattered bits on the road...too much effort
Heidi: ROADDKILLLLLL!!!!! =D

*5 mins later*
Heidi: hey did u know...my friend was once called roadkill...

(sidenote: i think thats how u spell r-o-a-d-k-i-l-l seeing ive read it too much that now im not sure nemore :S)