HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!

and yes CNY does stand for Chinese New Year....not Can Not Yawn (as fu interpreted >_>)
and welcome back !!!! to JoE... back in australian soil
and to those who had a fabulous/not so fabulous valentines day... HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

now with all the administrative matters out of the way... vonnie would like to share some vital lessons that you should all learn and practice especially during CNY...

lesson no. 1: NEVER fight with an old lady for the last fish in yuen's market
lesson no. 2: NEVER stand within arm's reach of the butchers when u have just insulted his hair
lesson no. 3: if ur a n00b driver DONT fight with someone for a parking spot in market square...
lesson no. 4: lion dancers are feisty ppl... dont pay out their 'special' clothing in english and think they dont know what ur saying
lesson no. 5: dont be nice to little girls and give them lollies... coz they then yell out in public that u stole the lolly from then in the first place

as well as this...a few proceedings happened in the yau household as they prepared for the dinner party to be held on sunday night...

*randomly cleaning shoe rack and vonnie looks to her left*
Vonnie: ARGH!*ducks* RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!THERES A CAR ABT TO CRASH INTO US!!!
*life flashes before her eyes*
*Heidi giggles*
Vonnie: watcha laughing for....*realises she's still alive* hey..oh what! that was our car PARKED THERE!
Heidi: -_________-''' yes its been there since we started cleaning the shoes...like 15 mins AGO!!!
Vonnie: oh oops! i forgot...i seriously thought i was goin to die.... T-T
Heidi: mum...u realli do have a special daughter
Mum: i knew that...wasnt my fault...dad's side of the line
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Mum: Hey, can u park the car back into the garage? the girls have finished cleaning
Dad: yea sure...jsut let me put my shirt back on...cant just walk out in this singlet...
Mum: sif anyone would look neways...its like 10 secs
Dad: BUT...omgsh i'll scare the lil kids with my HUGE muscles!

LOL!

indeed...we are entering the year... of the pig

Y(^@@^)Y

*oink*