PARENTS DAY

*kids wait anxiously for their performance*
vonnie: derek...why u holding ur stomach?
derek: coz im nervous!!!!
vonnie: awww dont be nervous, it'll all be over soon
derek: but...but...I FART WHEN IM NERVOUS
......

MOTHERS DAY DINNER PARTY

i've never liked riddles...coz it takes me like 5 mins to get each of them...WITH the answers -_-''''
anyway...guess wen wen and i make the most awesomest team XD

Riddle 1:
What can never stop eating, but once it drinks, it dies?
*thinking time* 2 mins later...
vonnie: i'm trying to think of some scientific fancy-named PARASITE!
wen wen: ....KOALA
auntie jo: BUBBLES!
vonnie: oh i like bubbles! wait...they dont eat...do they? O.o
mabel: FIRE!
wen wen and vonnie: we're being owned by 11 y.o -_-''

Riddle 2:
You are in a room with 5 walls and on each wall there is a window. You step up to a window and looking outside, you are facing south. Where are you?
vonnie: southpole? coz u look out and u see south stuff rite?
wen wen: ....
heidi: its NORTHPOLE u mole!
*vonnie thinks*
1 min later...realization strikes

Riddle 3:
note: u have to say this one aloud
One 'night', a king and a queen went into the castle, in the morning when they came out, there were 3 ppl and the queen wasnt pregnant, who was the third person?
wen wen: a ....DOG
vonnie: a...dwarf! hidden in her skirt O.o
some time passes...the cuckoo clock chimes..
winnie: one KNIGHT, a king and a queen...
wen wen: ohhhhh i get it....
vonnie: i dont...
winnie: ONE KNIGHT.....
vonnie: i still dont get it...
wen wen: K-N-I-G-H-T
vonnie: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
heidi at this point has been tortured beyond recognition

Truths relearnt and rediscovered:
1. Johnny Depp never ceases to amuse
2. Park brake STOPS a car from moving
3. Bananas give me pimples