hehe u thought it would be another 2 months before i posted again aye? PSYCH! lol
hm was talking to mei mei (no, not u heidi) last night and she suddenly disappeared...(well not away from me just over msn.. :P)
and i learnt just then that it was coz they had a black out.
Black outs.
i reckon they're scary but most think they're cool.
and seeing i live in a country where it donest happen too often, i find them quite scary...
u know why? because it all started with vonnie's first encounter with 'black out'
and this is how the story goes...
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One summer night, when the heat of the day had not yet escaped the household of the Yaus, vonnie decided to seek relief in the shower. For months and months, the tears of the skies had not fallen upon this land. Little did this girl know that the heavens were to open up that exact night.
As she stepped into the shower, she made a conscious effort to TRY and stay within the time limit of 6 minutes due to the water restrictions in place. As she began to turn on the water, a soft sprinkling, a sound that sounded so familiar yet foreign was tapping on the window of her bathroom. Rain had arrived. A smile that had appeared on this little girls face now widened into a beam =D.
ZAP! *silence* Smiles vanished. OW!
And so the epidemic of clumsy bumping, stumbling, slipping, toppling and spinning began.
First the shower head. Then the glass doors. Tiled flooring. Tiled steps. Ceramic...er.. stuff?
Meanwhile, a knock had sounded itself upon the bathroom door.
"hello?"
"IM NAKED!!!"
"are u ok vonnie?"
"IM NAKED!!!"
"i think theres been a blackout..."
"IM NAKEDDDDD!!!"
And there she wondered why no one attempted to save her from such a disastrous position.
After around 5 mins of scrabbling, the lights came back on!
WOOOT PRAISE GOD!!!!!!!!
8-legged gigantic arachnid with body of 5cm waltzes into room.
"IM NAKEDDDDDDD!"
Not sure whether it was what vonnie had said, the ghastly sight of her or just mere volume that made the disgusting creature scoot.
But who cares?
vonnie was happy.
vonnie also hated blackouts.
THE END
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ROFLMAO XD
one time a possum go onto a power pole...and managed to climb in between 2 wires and attached himself to both.
mind you, this is at like 3am.
and
there was this huge explosion....and then another....and like another. the possum exploded. he was on fire.
we lost power till later that morning and i actually saw the burning corpse of the possum fall off the pole; considering its practically outside my window.
true story. ask tim and nat
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